ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
Is Yahoo about to buy Tumblr? →
In a deal that would vault Yahoo into the premiere league of social media, CEO Marissa Mayer is said to be closing in on a $1 billion acquisition of Tumblr.
salangevarahjartanorkarsla: so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg. OMG THIIIS I CANT :’)
bleerios: not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
Hussie: *mad laughter*
Rowling: *falls off chair laughing*
Shonda Rhimes: *you can die and you can die.. and oh yeah, you too*